i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
