Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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