Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
