Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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