Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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