Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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