Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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