sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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