I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
honey bunches of taint.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Randomize
