No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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