Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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