is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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