I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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