So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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