Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
