Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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