I hate your face
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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