okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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