He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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