Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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