worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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