Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Randomize
