rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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