Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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