It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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