Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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