Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
