i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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