grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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