So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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