I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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