She just used a chaser for red wine.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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