Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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