i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
How's work?
Spinning.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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