I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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