im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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