Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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