what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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