is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
did i walk over a car last night?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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