He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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