would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Boobs speak an international language.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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