windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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