id be glad to
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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