I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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