i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We just shotgunned beers for America
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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