yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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