im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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