What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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