Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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