is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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